Post by Al on Nov 7, 2012 4:42:05 GMT -5
Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?
A: Undocumented democrats.
Q: Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
A: The Country!
Q: What drink do you get with the McObama Happy Meal in Pakistan?
A: No drink JUST ICE!
Q: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Romney?
A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"
Q: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Q: Why won't Barack Obama be celebrating his 51st birthday?
A: Republicans won't let Democrats raise taxes on the rich let alone Barack Obama's age!
Q: Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A: He thought Barry sounded too American. U.S Presidents and Statesmen are on every piece Of U.S. currency. So Will Barack Obama Be Placed On The FoodStamp Card?
Q: What's the main difference between Romneycare and Obamacare? '
A: The name.
Q: Why did Barack Obama save the auto industry?
A: Because his shareholders are the American people!
Q: Other than health care what other promises has Barack Obama made to the American People?
A: Balancing the budget, reining in the banks and putting a unicorn in every backyard!
Q: Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A: He accidently smoked it.
Q: How did Barack Obama propose to Michelle Robinson?
A: He got down on one knee and said "I don't wanna be Obama self.
Q: How do you know your doctor is not a fan of Obama's Health Care Plan?
A: He/she has remodeled the waiting room with death paneling.
Q: What's more unacceptable than another 4 years of Obamacare?
A: Another 8 years of Romneycare! Dear Women voters, Barack Obama lives in a house full of women. Mitt Romney has binders full of women.
Q: How is Obama going to make the tabacco industry pay for health care reform? A: By allowing Marlboro Miles to be redeemed for health care coverage!
Q: How is Barack Obama going to get Republicans to cross party lines and support health care reform?
A: By giving their mistresses free breast implants!
Q: Will health care be different under Barack Obama's new reforms?
A: No, but if you call right now, you might get an appointment by then!
Q: Why is Healthcare reform so important to the enigmatic Barack Obama?
A: His pregnant mom was turned away from many hospitals and was forced to give birth in a manger!
Q: Why is it pointless for Barack Obama to hold Senior Citizens Q & A sessions on the internet?
A: Because microwave ovens don't have internet connections!
Q: Under Obama's health care plan can you get coverage for preexisting conditions?
A: Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment!
Q: Why has America gotten past our racist past?
A: Because we picked a black man to clean up our mess!
Q: How can Barack Obama get the rich to pay their taxes?
A: By nominating them to a cabinent post!
Q: What did Barack Obama tell Al Qaida after Osama Bin Laden's death?
A: Don't put your contact info on the Playstation Network!
Q: What does Barack Obama think is more dangerous than the Middle East?
A: Reverend Jeremiah Wright and a microphone!
Q: Why is it surprising that Dick Cheney and Barack Obama are related?
A: Because Dick Cheney now has more blacks and gays in his own family than in the entire Republican Party!
Q: Why shouldn't Sarah Palin look into Barack Obama's campaign contributions after learning "Obama may have received $3.3 million from abroad?"
A: It turns out that broad is Oprah Winfrey!
Q, Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
A. To help the other side!
Q, Whats Obama's new slogan in these tough times?
A. Spare Change You Can Believe In!
Q: What's the difference between Obama and God?
A: God doesn't think he is Obama
Q: What is the difference between Obama and Jesus?
A: Jesus can put a cabinet together
Q: What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
A: Just a little bs
Q: Which person did President Obama thank first for helping him win the 2008 election?
A: Sarah Palin
Q: Why should Obama have choosen Evan Bayh for Vice President?
A: The name Birch Evans Bayh III makes Barack Hussein Obama sound almost normal. Q: Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate? A: The ink isn't dry yet.
A: Undocumented democrats.
Q: Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
A: The Country!
Q: What drink do you get with the McObama Happy Meal in Pakistan?
A: No drink JUST ICE!
Q: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Romney?
A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"
Q: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Q: Why won't Barack Obama be celebrating his 51st birthday?
A: Republicans won't let Democrats raise taxes on the rich let alone Barack Obama's age!
Q: Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A: He thought Barry sounded too American. U.S Presidents and Statesmen are on every piece Of U.S. currency. So Will Barack Obama Be Placed On The FoodStamp Card?
Q: What's the main difference between Romneycare and Obamacare? '
A: The name.
Q: Why did Barack Obama save the auto industry?
A: Because his shareholders are the American people!
Q: Other than health care what other promises has Barack Obama made to the American People?
A: Balancing the budget, reining in the banks and putting a unicorn in every backyard!
Q: Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A: He accidently smoked it.
Q: How did Barack Obama propose to Michelle Robinson?
A: He got down on one knee and said "I don't wanna be Obama self.
Q: How do you know your doctor is not a fan of Obama's Health Care Plan?
A: He/she has remodeled the waiting room with death paneling.
Q: What's more unacceptable than another 4 years of Obamacare?
A: Another 8 years of Romneycare! Dear Women voters, Barack Obama lives in a house full of women. Mitt Romney has binders full of women.
Q: How is Obama going to make the tabacco industry pay for health care reform? A: By allowing Marlboro Miles to be redeemed for health care coverage!
Q: How is Barack Obama going to get Republicans to cross party lines and support health care reform?
A: By giving their mistresses free breast implants!
Q: Will health care be different under Barack Obama's new reforms?
A: No, but if you call right now, you might get an appointment by then!
Q: Why is Healthcare reform so important to the enigmatic Barack Obama?
A: His pregnant mom was turned away from many hospitals and was forced to give birth in a manger!
Q: Why is it pointless for Barack Obama to hold Senior Citizens Q & A sessions on the internet?
A: Because microwave ovens don't have internet connections!
Q: Under Obama's health care plan can you get coverage for preexisting conditions?
A: Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment!
Q: Why has America gotten past our racist past?
A: Because we picked a black man to clean up our mess!
Q: How can Barack Obama get the rich to pay their taxes?
A: By nominating them to a cabinent post!
Q: What did Barack Obama tell Al Qaida after Osama Bin Laden's death?
A: Don't put your contact info on the Playstation Network!
Q: What does Barack Obama think is more dangerous than the Middle East?
A: Reverend Jeremiah Wright and a microphone!
Q: Why is it surprising that Dick Cheney and Barack Obama are related?
A: Because Dick Cheney now has more blacks and gays in his own family than in the entire Republican Party!
Q: Why shouldn't Sarah Palin look into Barack Obama's campaign contributions after learning "Obama may have received $3.3 million from abroad?"
A: It turns out that broad is Oprah Winfrey!
Q, Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
A. To help the other side!
Q, Whats Obama's new slogan in these tough times?
A. Spare Change You Can Believe In!
Q: What's the difference between Obama and God?
A: God doesn't think he is Obama
Q: What is the difference between Obama and Jesus?
A: Jesus can put a cabinet together
Q: What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
A: Just a little bs
Q: Which person did President Obama thank first for helping him win the 2008 election?
A: Sarah Palin
Q: Why should Obama have choosen Evan Bayh for Vice President?
A: The name Birch Evans Bayh III makes Barack Hussein Obama sound almost normal. Q: Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate? A: The ink isn't dry yet.
