Post by fuzzyuk on Nov 12, 2012 12:43:11 GMT -5
A man goes to the doctor with a stutter. "Doccc..ttttor, cc aaann yyyyyyoo pppplleaseeee heeeeellp mee with mmmmyyyyyy ssssttttutttteeerrr?
?"
"Sure", says the doctor, "but I will have to cut three inches off your penis". The patient is quite alarmed at this news and goes home. In the morning he changes his mind and goes to see the doc again. The doctor re-assures the patient that it will be alright and says he can do the operation immediately.
The patient lays on the couch and the doc slices out a three inch section from his dick, sews the end back on again, puts a big bandage around the appendage and tells the guy to come back in a fortnight.
Two weeks later the man bounces back into the surgery and says without any hesitancy in his speech, "Well doctor, that operation certainly seems to have cured my stutter. There's just one problem though - my wife is a little bit disappointed with my bedroom performance now. Do you think you could put back, say, just one inch back onto my penis?". The doctor looks alarmed and says, "Noooott ffffffuuuccccckkkkiinnggggg lllliikkkelly".
?" "Sure", says the doctor, "but I will have to cut three inches off your penis". The patient is quite alarmed at this news and goes home. In the morning he changes his mind and goes to see the doc again. The doctor re-assures the patient that it will be alright and says he can do the operation immediately.
The patient lays on the couch and the doc slices out a three inch section from his dick, sews the end back on again, puts a big bandage around the appendage and tells the guy to come back in a fortnight.
Two weeks later the man bounces back into the surgery and says without any hesitancy in his speech, "Well doctor, that operation certainly seems to have cured my stutter. There's just one problem though - my wife is a little bit disappointed with my bedroom performance now. Do you think you could put back, say, just one inch back onto my penis?". The doctor looks alarmed and says, "Noooott ffffffuuuccccckkkkiinnggggg lllliikkkelly".
